Best Famous Quotes for Moms

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -- Phyllis Diller

"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." - Ed Asner

"A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's." -- Diana, Princess of Wales

"If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much." -- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

"Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it." - Harold Hulbert

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller

"A mother's children are portraits of herself." - Author unknown

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P. J. O'Rourke

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle